Things I Always Forget

Getting old is no joke.

I remember being 16 and giggling at my mom and my aunts when they would say "Just wait til you get older, you'll forget everything too."

No one told me that I would even forget life lessons. Lessons that I would learn the hard way and think, "I'll never do that again."

Exhibit A.
You will get a hangover if you drink wine, liquor and beer all in the same night. 

It doesn't matter how many times I wake up the next morning with a raging headache and think - I will never ever drink all that in one night again - I find myself drinking that same thing the next Saturday night.





Exhibit B.
Just because I have all those drinks - I cannot dance. I should not challenge a professional dancer to a dance off.











Exhibit C.
A hard work out does not mean you can eat what you want. The scales will not love you in the morning.



Exhibit D.
I've bought every trendy outfit in the mall. I can't wear everything. I'm a country bumpkin with little style. Just because it is trendy does not make you trendy.



Exhibit E.
Just because the hot guy in your building is hot, doesn't mean you should forget your name on the elevator. And if he asks for your number, this is not an appropriate response.



Exhibit F.
Even though you feel like this, this is not the correct way to handle your friends. Ever. This will upset them.



What do you always seem to forget?

xoxo,
Brooke