1. Dexter is marriage material. Yeah, the serial killer.
2. I believe that for every negative comment that comes out of your mouth, you should have three positive ones.
3. If you can jump behind a DJ booth at a wedding in Miami, do it.
4. If you are going to wear white after Labor Day, at least make it cute.
5. UK basketball is an elite basketball program.
6. Football on Saturdays is essential. You must tailgate.
7. If you make a face behind someone's back as they walk away and they don't catch you, you should win a gold medal.
8. French fries are equivalent to crack.
9. Colored hair is fine. Hot pink hair is not.
10. Make up should not make you look older. Or like a clown.
11. There is such a thing as talking too much.
12. Birthdays are meant to be celebrated.
13. Drinks are better in a mason jar.
14. Pink is pretty.
15. Just because you are a size 2, doesn't mean you are pretty on the inside. Or the outside.
16. There is nothing wrong with wanting a wedding in a court house with a designer dress.
17. You do not have to give your children everything. It's okay if they want for something. Or if they get mad at you.
18. You should have two best friends that make you whole.
19. One should drink wine often. Chilled.
20. If you aren't doing one thing a week outside of your comfort zone, you aren't living.
21. Long haired men make me wanna get married. Have babies. Like now.
22. Country music soothes the soul. Rap music makes you wanna drop it like its hot. Both have a time and a place.
23. If you lose yourself in your relationship, then your friends should disown you.
24. Have a healthy relationship with God. After all, he loves you.
25. Being a one-upper isn't cool.
26. Shoes define you.
27. Glitter makes everything pretty.
28. You should let the petty stuff go.
29. Humility is your best friend.
30. You should be nice to the baby bloggers.
4 comments:
chica I am 100% with you for 1 4 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 17 18 20 22 23 26 27 28 30 and more!!! thanks so much for linking up! have a great week!!
I think that we were meant to be friends, or something. Just be closer... you know, so we can do the whole cooking class (with lots and lots of wine) thing together. Next time you decide to DJ in Miami, how about you make a pitstop in Disneyville - aka Orlando?!
aw this was so sweet! ok i LOVE dexter!!! he is the best & its ok bc he only kills the bad guys!! and I so agree if youre going to wear white after labor day (but really please dont) you gotta make it cute!! hahah! so happy to have found u & apart of the messy family! XO
Oh, yes! I do indeed agree! These made me laugh. :)
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